J.K. Brawling
Just this.

Just this.

Goals for the upcoming week:
  • I will not have a panic attack.
  • I will not skip lunch to get more work done.
  • I will not skip dinner to get more work done.
  • I will not let people walk all over me.
  • I will not let volunteers treat me like their servant.
  • I will not cry about work.
  • I will not work more than 50 hours.

This will be super easy…

faggotspice:

I love tumblr, ok? why can’t life be more like tumblr.

vegansaurus:

Is your tofu scramble missing something — flavor, pizazz, less slime? I’m no professional chef, but I did consult her for this article. And I’m sitting on the bench in my tofu scramble game: That means I DON’T PLAY. After complaining about tofu scrambles on restaurant menus, it’s only…

 Need to try all of these.

It’s time for Puppy Bowl VIII!

vegansaurus:

Let’s get ready to PUPPIES!

This year, Brandy of the Pennsylvania SPCA is my MVP!

With Aberdeen of the Sullivan County SPCA

and Friday of SRL, Inc. as close runners-up. I love a maltipoo!

All the players in Puppy Bowl VII are both totally adorable and totally adoptable. Who are your picks for MVP? Does anyone else dream about being the ref? PUPPIES I LOVE YOU. See you in two weeks!

 It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

Why…

…Why am I so awkward?

cbsundance:

Sh*t Public Radio Listeners

“Do you want my extra tote bag?”

..and I haven’t figured out this week’s puzzler yet.

 I finally saw Steve Inskeep’s real face on the back cover of his new book! Mind blowing!

Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself, to multiply the ways in which he exists, to make his life full, significant and interesting.
Aldous Huxley (via kurt-l-fahrenheit)
SO-PAthetic.
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
Health Care System:
Hand-gun Violence:
Unemployment:
Public Education:
Gay Marriage:
Marijuana Legislation:
Middle East Conflict:
World Hunger:
Cancer Research:
Ron Weasely: You really need to sort out your priorities.
Watch me on Anderson today!

jessicavalenti:

Hey y’all, I’m going to be on Anderson Cooper’s daytime show today talking about purity balls and abstinence. (The founder of purity balls, Randy Wilson, is also on.) You can check your local listings for when the show will be on. In the meantime, here are a couple of clips from the show. 

 If you’re cooler than I am and have cable, you should definitely watch this.