how to use a ouija board
for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on any of us”. like who the fuck is justin. why should you care. you do not care. you are trying to peacefully spend your afterlife as best you can. fuck that board. fuck those kids. fuck justin
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
I hunch my body like a question mark, hoping the cold will slap some sense back into me … or my life into place.
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
|—||Haruki Murakami - Sputnik Sweetheart (via murakamistuff)|